Being ignored by someone who'd be the "lucky one"...
Ana, you bitch! Which side are you on?
Americans: to explain #eurovision. Imagine the Super Bowl half time act, over 3...– Eurovision Twitter feed (via clenchinglegolas)
Eurovision: The Drinking Game
Son: You could make a f**king drinking game out of this.
Me: I don't think it would be a game. It would just be a coping mechanism.